Andy of Ropes

Such - and when he was
Andy of Ropes, you'd believe
he'd bought a boat from a bard for a shilling
called Dignity and sailed her here this very day,
singlehandedly, all the way from America.
He'd tie you in knots with stories of 
Such - on the towpath, spinning yarns the bard told him,
catching your rope, unraveling 
and never. letting. go.